The smart contract fridge was left open.
While the world was busy being serious, Butter Baby slipped out of the wrapper... and slid straight into the Base Chain abyss.
Why is he Blue?
The saturation slider broke during the render. He is not human. He is not dairy. He is a graphical error of cholesterol.
The Stats:
Skin:
100% Blue Grease
🔹 Hair:
Perfect swirl, zero styling gel
🔹 Vibe:
Infinite slide
🔹 Purpose:
To clog the blockchain with joy
BIRTH CERTIFICATE
Ticker: $BABY
Supply: 1,000,000,000
Tax: 0/0
Ownership: Renounced
HOW TO BUY
01 | GET THE FRIDGE
Download a Base-compatible wallet. This is where you store the grease.
02 | GET THE HEAT
Deposit ETH into your wallet on the Base Network.
Buy it, bridge it, melt it—just get it there.
03 | FIND THE DAIRY AISLE
Go to Uniswap or Aerodrome and connect your wallet.
Enter the matrix.
04 | SLIDE INTO POSITION
Paste the CA, select $BABY, and swap.
Welcome to the cholesterol spike.